Nurse: We’re going to put votre mari to sleep.
Me: (Thinking: I’d really prefer you didn’t. He’s not that old or sick…. and I have rather a lot of uses for him yet!)
Me: (Speaking) What?
Nurse: He’s having surgery on Monday. The doctor wants him to sleep.
Me: Now? He wants him to sleep now? (It’s 10:00 in the … Continue reading.....